Emergency
It is an emergency
Call out the National Guard
Sound the alarm siren
Notify the President
Hold the front page
Tweet and blog all about it
Tears dripping, snot pouring
Emotions on high alert
It is the end of the world
Of society and civilization
We will never recover
We are all doomed
What happened?
The worst possible thing
My ice cream fell on the ground
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