Once again, it is time to mock the emails that I get in my spam (junk) mail.
Today's winner had the subject line: Hareyak.
And the text of the email: ungeduldig friseriez flagellantismens svpikb iuyjxl zprlwn
One of these words was hyperlinked; I did not click the link. Heck, I am not sure what any of these words even mean, though I am fairly sure that they are just semi-random letters.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.