This afternoon I recieved a message on the answering machine saying that I was being sued by the IRS, and needed to call a certain phone number to resolve the issue.
Uhh, yeah, right.
Nope, no thanks, I will wait until the IRS sends me a piece of snail mail saying that I am in trouble.
Remember the IRS will never call or email you; they communicate using good old fashioned snail mail.
(And for those interested, I have never been audited...because I have never made enough money to justify hauling me in. If the IRS actually sued me, I would have to send them a big bag of used cat litter---because that is what I can spare.)